B is for Bad Poetry

I got this book today at Barnes and Nobles, yes, I still buy physical books even though I have a kindle. Specifically if it is on clearance or at a garage sale or something along those lines.

It is called B is for Bad Poetry, and it is hilarious!

I think i'm going to try to start each blog post with a poem from the book.

This Just In

Sources confirm

the woman who

stole your heart

has been arrested.

Police in Reno say

she was disguised

as a beautiful soul

who would never

hurt a fly.

Detectives also say

she is wanted

in several other states

for impersonating

someone who actually

gave a shit about you.

Love this book!

Especially for just over $5.

I haven't been home long but i'm going to try to finish my hoodie tonight before I go to bed.

I was unable to get my books today, but I might be able to get them on Monday.

My Schedule

Painting Practicum MW 9-10:50AM

Creative Writing Poetry MWF 11-11:50AM

Figure Drawing II MW 1-3:50PM

History of Asia TTH 11-12:15PM

Communications 110 TTH 12:30-1:45PM

Alec and I are going to the Apollo Theater, a really old theater here in town that plays movies from the 30s-60s for 4$ a student, on saturday. We are making a date out of it.

We are seeing Duck Soup (1933)

Synopsis

Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of Bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of the wealthy Mrs. Teasdale.

So exciting!

I've also found a bunch of Steampunk fiction that I want to read ASAP.